By: Bridgette Roosevelt
Happy 2013 VIPs! You may still be recovering from your new year celebrations, but while you’ve been sobering up, I’ve been diligently surfing the interwebs for the perfect news to start your year off right.
Kimye is having a baby! Am I the only one that breathed a sigh of apprehension? I’m sure Kim was ecstatic. I mean, she went from homemade porn to being impregnated by a rapper before she even finalized her divorce from an NBA star. She’s won the life lottery. Hopefully ‘Ye won’t rap about the child until he or she is 40 like Eminiem did Hayley. I’m sure the little one will be absolutely adorable either way.
Jay Z has been tapped to score the new 1920’s era film, The Great Gatsby, based on the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel that bookworms love and high school students loathe. His song, “No Church In the Wild” appears in the trailer, so imagine all that epic… paired with Leonardo DiCaprio’s face. Awesome.
Justin Bieber is calling on California legislators to create new laws regarding the paparazzi, following the death of a photographer who was chasing him. The man was hit by a car after snapping a shot of Bieber and a friend being pulled over for speeding.
Lil Wayne has a new face tattoo on his forehead that reads BAKED. Sources say that it’s homage to Baker skateboard company, but I’m almost positive that it refers to that puff-puff give. Word also has it that he’s been voice cast in a new Pixar movie entitled The Good Dinosaurs. No word on what his role is, but I’m hoping to see a dinosaur made in his likeness, because how funny would that be?
Season 3 of Love and Hip Hop starts January 7th, anybody looking forward to it? Anyone? Nah, didn’t really think so. Nearly the entire cast is new and no one knows who they are, except for Tahiry’s gigantic backside. It looks like it’ll just be about Joe Budden’s fight to stay sober (and barely relevant.) I love Joe, but let’s be honest, this will not end well.
Outkast is back! No, not officially. No, there’s not an album. But the dirty south duo will be together again on a track as soon as Big Boi puts his verse on Frank Ocean’s Pink Matter, which already features Mr. 3000.
Azealia Banks and Angel Haze are in a cat fight on Twitter. The Yung Rapunzel rapstress took to Twitter with a very general statement about claiming New York when you’re not from the state. For some reason, Angel Haze (a Detroit native) took offense to this even though her name wasn’t called. She proceeded to call Banks a “charcoal-skinned b—ch.” Can’t we all just get along?
Well, there you have it folks—some of the best headlines to grace the web. Tune in next week for more and be sure to keep checking Mega City VIP , the best hip-hop website for your daily fix!