Happy last Friday of April, VIPs! Is it just me or did this month fly by? I could swear that I was just complaining about school needing to be over for the semester and here I am with like, a week left.
I guess that’s the life of a busy student, right? Are any of you having the same experience? Anyway, enough about me, let’s get to what you came here for: entertainment foolishness!
This week’s fact: on this day in 2001, Beyonce and Company (aka Destiny’s Child) were number 1 in the UK with “Survivor” Janet Jackson was number 1 in the US singing “All For You,” and Shaggy successfully fooled Australians into believing that “It Wasn’t Me” was worth a number one hit. I’m sorry, I never liked the song, but I’m sure it made some folks feel real good about doing dirt.
Hell, in January Twitter was trying to kill him (because what else do they have to do?)Maybe instead of facts on Fridays, it should be “For What Fridays” as in “For what reason did you think this was a good idea?” What do you guys think?
First, I’d like to start off with this… why does Jarvis “Dawg Bones” Jones have a giant sandwich that is supposed to look like him but looks more like Xzibit and Wocka Flocka had a baby made of bread? I guess the answer is: because Subway is paying him lots of money for being a first round draft pick. I mean, what better way is there to appreciate a man than giving him free Subway for LIFE. No really. They even gave him a black card to prove it. He will never be hungry…ever.
Rihanna is up in the strip club making it rain for research. Apparently RiRi was in Miami over the weekend and stopped by King of Diamonds to see how the girls dance to her music. She was so absorbed (and obviously impressed) she stayed for almost 3 hours and dropped $8k on some stripper booty. Bandz will definitely make her dance.
Katt Williams has avoided jail somehow. The comedian was charged with a misdemeanor evading police for a low speed police chase in Cali back in November and then arrested for not showing to a court date in January. He was originally given 180 days in jail but 90 days of the sentence was converted to 420 community service hours. The other half of the term was stayed, so Kat can continue to tell weed jokes as a free man.
Nicki Minaj is in final negotiations to appear alongside Cameron Diaz in the new movie The Other Woman. She’s in talks to play Diaz’s assistant, who happens to be on her third marriage, at a law firm. I guess maybe her multiple personalities might come in handy here. The movie is set to also include Kate Upton and Leslie Mann. I guess if nothing else, it will be full of reasonably attractive women and mediocre acting. It’s a win for somebody…
Alright everyone, it’s time for me to get on out of here.
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