By: Bridgette Roosevelt

Happy first Friday of Spring, VIPs! I hope there’s sunshine wherever you are. Did you know that “Spring Fever” is a real thing? It is said to be caused by a sudden warm spell after winter. The change in temperature causes the blood vessels to expand and release the body’s excess heat at an increased rate, hence the “fever.” Some people feel really energetic during this time. Now you know why it’s so hard to sit still at work or school when the weather is nice.

Musically speaking, on this day in 1997, Diddy, known then as Puff Daddy, scored his first US number one with Mase and the song “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down.” It was in the top slot of the Billboard 100 for six weeks. These days, Diddy is just doing his regular old “let me talk over your track” job. I know I’m late, but why was he even in the Britney and remix video? Hell, why was Britney even in the video? She was a video chick for her own damn song.

Speaking of video chicks, Miley Cyrus has this clip of her twerking in a unicorn suit to Wop. Uh… yeah. I guess you gotta do something to cope with your engagement falling apart. Word on the interwebz is that she’s also getting in the studio with Snoop Dogg/Lion/Dolphin soon for some new music. I…man, I don’t even know. Maybe it’ll be on par with the California Girls remix. I actually liked that and I’m not the biggest Snoop or Katy Perry fan, but we’ll see. In the meantime, take this image with you through the rest of your day.

Kanye has a list of names for Baby Kimye. You know what tops that list? I’ll give you a hint: it’s the direction that moss grows on trees. I’m just going to tell you, anyway. Why is he trying to name that child North? I want to believe this is a joke. I also hope that Kim slapped him and told him “hell to the no” because that’s exactly what I would have done. Of course, she probably didn’t because she’s too busy worrying about being “fat”. What did she think was going to happen when she got pregnant? You gain weight for the health of your baby. While she was probably crying on the treadmill, I bet Ye snuck out and bought a pirate themed onesie.

Ray J insulted a woman who was later found out to be Suge Knight’s niece at Club Nokia. He called her a “fat b*-&h.” In his defense, I will say that her black and white striped pants didn’t help. The video on TMZ shows Ray trying to calm her down and the later getting into a fist fight with another guy. The woman was going off about her ties to the Bloods. I don’t know about y’all, but I’d consider adding a vest and some better bodyguards to his security detail before somebody has him touched.

Too Short had to touch his nose for the police a night or two ago after being stopped by police in LA and asked to do a sobriety test. No big deal right? Well, apparently, Short thought that things were going to end badly for him so he took off running and made it a whopping short distance past the cop car before he tripped and cops arrested him. I guess his legs were too short for him to get a good stride going.

Alright guys, that’s all I have for you today. Thanks for stopping by and as always, stay tuned to MegaCity VIP for all your hip hop entertainment and music promotion needs.